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Today's shorts:
Icelandic mineral water contaminates the UK (tweetphoto)
Scientists turn Skoda into a Ferrari (all about alpha)
Snails pursue leopard (cityam)

Today's longs:
Goldman asks what would God do? (bloomberg)
AIG wades into Goldman (ft)
The next crash - 2014 (hitc)
Hedgies embroiled in Goldman gunk (time)

News comments:
When you really want something, saying you want it lots of times will make it happen. A bit like wanting an act of God to stop. Every 6 hours I get alerted to the latest airport opening announcement and it never happens. Why not just keep the planes out of the sky for another 6 months? The people of Richmond, Surrey are delighted for they can sleep without the noise of Heathrow and London is less polluted.

No more cattle truck Ryan air and no more 4 mile walks after your 20 hour flight lands at gate 674.

No more dull dinner party talk about THAT holiday to the Maldives.

No more jet lag and trolley action men with poor skin.

No more turbulence and screaming babies in First Class.

Gossip:
Goldman to delist Q3 2010.