Whether its gorgeous george in accounts, oil in the works at BP or Bebo selling out to some money launderers, hedge funds are in a betting mood.
The Euro is a short, Europeans are too short and BP is short of credit ratings but worst of all Foxconn iPad makers are short of goodwill and the meaning of life.
Useless UK Ready To Throw The Towel In (telegraph)
Cable Cobbles Corporate Cupcakes (telegraph)
Traders Read Hedge Funds For Dummies (ftalphaville)
Clueless JP Morgan Compensates for Comingling Client Cash (cityam)
CRAs Claim Bosses were Gorgeous Bullies (independent)
Gorgeous Woman Revealed As Man (dealbreaker)
GLG and Man struggling to get on.