Girl sleeping on a bus © fintag

News comments:
We are all being driven down a media led world of gloom and doom. For those of you sleeping you will soon wake up to a boombastic party. I reckon about 2 years time. My bus is buying distressed Florida condos, Asian Banks and anything that will break my teeth if I bite into it.

Today's shorts:
The FT, Wall Street Journal, Huffington Post, Telegraph, Daily Mail, CityAM, Reuters and Bloomberg

Today's longs:
Stuff that ends in "um".