Dead Trabant © fintag

News comments:
According to the telegraph, the Trabant speed record has been broken. I had been trying all weekend to get mine to start, but alas it toppled over and burned out.

This sudden rise and rise in communism is interesting. The Chinese form is outdoing the outdated American style capitalism. Fixed currencies, slavery, a lack of health and safety, all the things the West has rebelled against.

Perhaps we were wrong all along.