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News comments:
The French let us down. So now we turn to the cyber war where hackers fight hackers like an online game. Corporate puppets pay the price for bowing down to CIA threats and a few cents are knocked off their stock price.

In the UK we have blood on the streets with Liberal Democrats being take to Tyburn (wikipedia) and burned alive with old expense claim forms used as tinder and Nick Clegg's suits as torchwood.

In the US we have the realisation that Printing Money 3.0 will not work and the yield curve turns into an 8 inch erection (wall street journal) [Editor: steady]

In Australia, denial hits the nation as they deny they are no longer any good at cricket (bbc).

In the world of commodities, instant messaging is to be replaced with proper trading processes (independent).

Today's shorts:
DB's Euro Short Plan B (bloomberg)
PerTrac Addon (hedgeweek)
Hackers 1 Sweden 0 (telegraph)

Today's longs:
Real Estate is the new Gold (telegraph)

Gossip:
JP Morgan buying up copper for its new HQ in London.