You can come out from behind the sofa.
As you know I now live on Chiswick Mall and most days I am fearful of a high tide. Having to underwrite my own flood risks means I drive a 10 foot high truck. However, despite a supermoon and Boris Boats, the Thames is pretty low these days and global warming is a distant academic's wet dream.
Along with the Fukcushima Fried Fifty and contaminated sushi, the Libya Resistance Army (did you know Libya has less people than London) and Buffet (mandg) endorsing my go long Japan strategy, life is looking up.
Yemen no fly zone to include all of the middle east (telegraph)
Buy US houses (cityam)
UK to build giant windfarms on Hampstead Heath.